This final reminds of the quarter final between India and Pakistan played at Bangalore. The colors of their jerseys, the 2 fast bowlers of Pakistan(here you know whom I am refering to when I say Waqar and Wasim), the Ajay Jadeja of Invaders(3 sixes, Yappa!!) and hell even the venue!! (Bengaluru,not AECS ground).
No prizes for guessing which team I'm supporting.No, not even the Pink Chaddi, its for the person who hunts me down. The NFVs look pretty strong with 3 bonus points. That says a lot. It very plainly put says that they have a good bowling, a good batting and a good fielding unit. But their biggest strength are their solid,almost opaque ears. Oh and how badly do they need it in the final - I say very badly.(Mr Coach are you listening?)
The Musketeers are a very strong side. They are aggressive, they are talented but they have a bunch of weaknesses. There is a small Pandora's box hidden in all the guy's pockets and girls pockets too. If NFV can do it then it will be fun. Believe me. Actually these two teams deserved to go to the finals.I will be there making my own small little mental notes about the 18 on the field who are going to be the topic of discussion in my upcoming blogs. But have you had a look at the table? I had and this is what happened to me:
The bad side of my mind: Who did we think are the two strongest sides in this tournament?
The good side of my mind: Destroyers and Warriors. :(
Then this happened - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj5LP4LGsME&feature=related
I have a list here below of certain things/people which I compared to certain thing/people. I don't know how much you will agree with this. Actually I don't care.
1) NFV - resemble Chennai Super Kings (Captain Cool :P)
2) Warriors - Kolkata Knight Riders. (Do I need to explain why)
3) Destroyers - Namma RCBs.(somberi nanna makLu - *translated in English* - lazy my children)
4) Assembly Dudes - Mumbai Indians (Just miss)
5) Mr Coach - Shane Warne(Coach/All Rounder/*Arun Nayar is coming to AECS I heard*)
6) The Roger Federer capwala - Wannabe Andre Nel (Do you call that sledging?)
7*and thats why*) FV - Rajasthan Royals (No comments)
And last but not the least,
8) Q(GP)PL - ICL(not IPL)
And finally,
To Whomsoever it may concern,
If you are not enjoying the blogs, let me introduce you to my friend, Sense Of Humour.
Love,
F***-QGP-P*****
Commendations on having started this blog !!
ReplyDeleteThe idea is very much original ( despite its being inspired from the Fake IPL Player, like the QPL for instance ). The execution of the plan though leaves much to be desired.
One ... an unbiased criticism/applause of all teams wud have helped.
Two .. If you're a destroyer fan ( sob sob ... for ur teams fate ), atleast have the courage to say so instead of being partial to them in all ur posts. Thats saying something abt ur identity isnt it ? ;)
Anyways ... As you go psycho analyzing the 18 players in an attempt to try n extend this already dead blogs life ... let me wish u all the best ;) .. u'll need it.
Hard luck on ur loss mate. Happens when u try to win a team game with one very haughty individual.
Hello ikickfakeqgpplayersass (what creativity!),
ReplyDeletemy reply to your first point: I don't care what would have helped you.I've mentioned it twice in my blogs. read carefully.
second point: again, read my blogs carefully, I am a Warriors fan.
About your dead blog point: If its so dead, why did you bother commenting? ;)
And finally when can I take you to introduce you to my friend? :P
But on a serious note, relax! This is just for fun. Do not take it seriously or personally. :)
ReplyDeleteha ha .. m Mr cool already bro.
ReplyDeleteI dont have the patience to read n re-read ur blog anyways !
Ur name's a palindrome rite ? :P