2 times the Pain in the a**

Unfortunately Lalit Modi(guess who?) and Dalmiya(who else?) of QPL1 are not in the picture this time ..they have started their own parallel cricket league..I have a message for them...

QPL2 is now integrated with the ICC (not the one at Lords)...there is everything official about it!

My favourite players Chomu(FV), Chiranjeevi(NFV), Emraan hashmi(SV-SQ-ICC),The agraWall(AOF) and Mr.Decent(NAAS) have all been retained in their respective teams in the auction.... Chomu also showed his goofy charm by updating his FB status..1/10 probablity??? smart bidding?? very clever chomu!! ...now we all know it was rigged!

Ghajini (SV-SQ) has been packaged off to the AOF .. .after dropping two catches and the cup of life last year he seems to be angry with this decision...Angry Pinto ko gussa kyun aata hain? ..

The idea of splitting a losing team(Assembly avengers)  into two losing teams AOF and NAAS totally beats me...AOF will also miss inzy this time..heard he is on a foreign trip.. this sounds very fishy to me..probably the shiv sena is behind his exclusion..hina rabbani khair..are u listening? we want inzy back..we love thy neighbour.only if she looks like you!!

The other half of Assembly-->NAAS had a practice session today at the grounds...let me tell you something boys..your captain may be God (Bhagawan) himself.. but even if you want to hang a picture of God..u will need --> A Wall...and the agraWall is with AOF... you should have one single Assembly-United team...You complete each other!

Dont know what Jr. Mallya(captain SV-SQ)  had in mind when he brought in  the lone spinner of the tournament,  Pietersen(u would have seen him in a RCB jersey) from NFV......Pietersen's pehla, doosra, teesra will all disappear to the boundary...i still have a lot of faith in his fielding.. he is fit as a fiddle and dives around  like a gazzelle...the other slow fielders in the team can hide behind his belly....SV-SQ-ICC is still my favourite team

My second favourite team is NFV invaders....the player to watch out for is Dev D(BEV-D)..  hope he doesn't turn out to be keval jhaag this time around...he looks deadly with a new haircut and forms a lethal combo with Slinga(substitute captain in finals last time)....apparently Slinga has a shoulder dislocation which is why he wears a sling..i wonder if this is a secret strategy by NFV management to surprise the other teams with superfast inswinging yorkers later!

And yeah..the girls..they were supposed to be the game changers in QPL1...dont see them changing anything other than the colour of their nail polish in this season..maybe thats why they were not in the auctions...I am hoping they prove me wrong this time around!!

When QPL2 is finally here it  will be...2 times harder, 2 times fun...2 times the pain in the a**  for those who have to balance it with work..

For me it is time to swim out the gumnaami kaa samundar.....arey QGP waalon..ab toh pehchaanon..palat ke aayan..main hun kaun?