Phew!Day 1 was sensational and how!Avengers smashed Destroyers out of the park. Funny they call themselves Destroyers, adding a "Self" before it makes sense. It looked like
the destroyers were a bunch of chicken ready to be killed, fried and eaten!
I was sitting there, right behind a few Destroyers(pun intended) who were trying to make everything look cool.
Designer caps, unwanted loud cheering and 2 boxes of cigarettes and all that.Sorry mate, that cant make you all look cool. You know what does? An Inzamam-ul-haq kind of a player from the opposite team who makes you search the ball in the bushes everytime he connects the ball to the bat. Oh I was so disappointed when he dint begin his MoM speech with "Ya- Alla - Bismilaah.. ladkon ne aaj achcha khela"
The Telugu superstar's bowling figure 1-0-21-0. Period.
The next match was a better one.Out of the 141 runs scored totally 58 runs came in form of extras (read wides).And I'll tell you why. The darker sex bowling to the fairer sex unrevealed a very important side of human nature - we can not be straight when it comes to women!God save the wifes of the bowlers who bowled today to the women cricketers.
And yes! the guy in yellow shirt who made the difference! Was it out, was it not, God knows!
Can somebody check his account balance please? ;)
F***-QGP-P*****
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