Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I want to break Freeee!!!

(Continued from my last post)

I sat alone with my cup of coffee in the RMZ 2B pantry today.. there was a lot activity in the pantry with the chirkut organisers of Rihaaah running around and pasting their posters...I had sobered up and was not angry anymore...there are worse things on this planet than sobering up..the organisers kept talking to each other about the event..

One guy spoke about how they were planning to provide doorstep pickup and drop for all participants of the event...Another one said, "Rihaaaah is going to be the biggest event ever in the history of QGP...in terms of scale, budget, participation and duration..nothing like this has ever taken place before..the pariticipants will all be given a surprise gift at the end of the event"

Another organiser said, "there is also a release party in development  which is supposed to be really good"...an evil smile came across my innocent face and i tried to wipe it off...I took out the invite to event from my wallet..the invite resembled a credit card..i was one of the special invitees...unlimited booze...disco night...DJ..dance masti..whoever thought this credit card(invite) could not buy all the happiness in the world..was either lying or did not know where to swipe his card..there was a line on the card which said..."Our code runs the world"...and these QGPians are running the marathon...irony!!

One of the pretty girls in the organising team looked at me with her innocent eyes...she had no clue i was the fake QGP player...the poster in her hand said Rihaaah...break free...the words kept ringing in my head...suddenly i underwent a spiritual transformation...i was supposed to be a superhero..and yet over the past few days i had let evil take over my soul..Burai sang jo mel rachaya..phir kabhi na choote is ka saaya...I realized Rihaaah is the place i want to be...i want to run the marathon!!! i tore the credit card shaped invite into pieces..i dont need the tempory materialistic benefits or money to make me happy...!!I am running for glory!

I looked again at the posters of Rihaaah...i had ripped apart the name rihaaah last week...although it symbolised prison it had a deep inner meaning associated with it...suddenly i could hear a ringtone..hey eco friendly..nature ke rakshak..main bhi hun nature...it was coming from my cellphone....I checked to see who called me on my secure phone line...

A deep voice came from the other end said.."hey buddy ...this is your friend Amit...main aaj dada ban gaya...Ash delivered a baby girl" ..

me: Congratulations Amit ji! Mubarak ho!!
AB: you would be busy..i dont want to disturb you..I need a name for my angel faced grandaughter...do you have any suggestions?
me: I looked at the poster in front of me..Rihaaah kaisa rahega??
AB: wahh kya naam hain..lock kiya jaye...

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Say "No" to Rihaah.....


Let me tell you upfront..i am very very angry..my blood boils each time I witness the stupid organisers of QGP come up with one crappy event after another...last time it was QPL..now they call it

Rihaaah- the release party.....free yourself....

what is this name?? feels like the person who came up with this name was desperate to take a leak....Rihaaaaaah....take a leak....the name suits better for a public toilet..

the QPL organisers promised to credit my bank account for QPL last time..there is not a penny in my account ... i am totally broke..cant afford to pay my bodyguards too...they all received QGP awards for Q3 2011..star constellation *&*&^$%^* ?? ? really?? they are nothing more than a bunch of clowns....i don't care a rat's a@# about not getting the QGP award..it is the money that matters..Saddaaaaaaa haq..aitheeeeeeeeeee rakh...they betrayed me and i swear to take revenge this time...

 (Cut to what happened earlier this week-->)


the organisers of Rihaah spent months trying to find who I am..my real identity...two of them(Akadu and Pakadu) were inching closer through underworld contacts and the mafia .i realized this and ordered my men to capture them...blindfold them ...and bring them to me...finally they were sitting at my coffee table in my balcony....i sipped tea from my saucer..like amitabh in sarkar...my bodyguards stood next to me with their machine guns...

me: in my deep baritone voice...what brings you here??...

organisers: we are organising a QGP outing...it is well known that we cannot accomplish anything without your blessings

me:what do u want me to do?

organisers: we need you to popularize the event..

me(sipping coffee from the saucer, looking through the edge of my spectacles): hmmm...Wat are u planning?

organisers: it will be an off site event..we plan a marathon, 5 kms relay...200ms run...and some fun events...DJ night and party..of course lunch and dinner will be served..with tuborg beer..we are booking a splendid resort for it..with a golf course..swimming pool and other amenities...lots of goodies for participants...

me: u are spending a lot of money... where did the budget come from?? you did not pay me a penny for QPL last time...

organisers: we will pay you this time...

me(looking deep into their blindfolded eyes): i don't believe you guys anymore.. i will not do it..

organisers: please consider your decision again

me: mujhe jo sahi lagta hain woh main karta hun..chahe woh bhagwan ke khilaf ho..insan ke khilaf ho..samaaj kanoon ya poore QGP ke khilaf kyun na ho...
nahin karoonga...

organisers: arz kiya hain..mujhpe karam sarkar tera..karde mujhe mujhse hi Rihaaaaaaa...please free us from here

 (awkward silence for almost a minute)

the organisers realized this deal was not going to work out...they had made an offer which was refused....disappointed they got ready to leave..they took a few steps..

me: (anger in my eyes) "listen"..

(silence again for 30 seconds..they turn around slowly)..

me:  "i will not let you do it too!!!"...

(govinda govinda ..plays in background...ok...i know this is getting lame)

Bottom line:
I am not supporting Rihaah.... the release marathon or any QGP event from now onwards...the marathon is a rat race..even if you win the rat race you will still be a rat..be a lion like me instead...the human body has a finite set of heartbeats..dont waste your precious hearbeats by running the marathon..say no to Rihaaaah!!!!

Tribute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bYPJQNx7BA