Rihaaah- the release party.....free yourself....
what is this name?? feels like the person who came up with this name was desperate to take a leak....Rihaaaaaah....take a leak....the name suits better for a public toilet..
the QPL organisers promised to credit my bank account for QPL last time..there is not a penny in my account ... i am totally broke..cant afford to pay my bodyguards too...they all received QGP awards for Q3 2011..star constellation *&*&^$%^* ?? ? really?? they are nothing more than a bunch of clowns....i don't care a rat's a@# about not getting the QGP award..it is the money that matters..Saddaaaaaaa haq..aitheeeeeeeeeee rakh...they betrayed me and i swear to take revenge this time...
(Cut to what happened earlier this week-->)
the organisers of Rihaah spent months trying to find who I am..my real identity...two of them(Akadu and Pakadu) were inching closer through underworld contacts and the mafia .i realized this and ordered my men to capture them...blindfold them ...and bring them to me...finally they were sitting at my coffee table in my balcony....i sipped tea from my saucer..like amitabh in sarkar...my bodyguards stood next to me with their machine guns...
me: in my deep baritone voice...what brings you here??...
organisers: we are organising a QGP outing...it is well known that we cannot accomplish anything without your blessings
me:what do u want me to do?
organisers: we need you to popularize the event..
me(sipping coffee from the saucer, looking through the edge of my spectacles): hmmm...Wat are u planning?
organisers: it will be an off site event..we plan a marathon, 5 kms relay...200ms run...and some fun events...DJ night and party..of course lunch and dinner will be served..with tuborg beer..we are booking a splendid resort for it..with a golf course..swimming pool and other amenities...lots of goodies for participants...
me: u are spending a lot of money... where did the budget come from?? you did not pay me a penny for QPL last time...
organisers: we will pay you this time...
me(looking deep into their blindfolded eyes): i don't believe you guys anymore.. i will not do it..
organisers: please consider your decision again
me: mujhe jo sahi lagta hain woh main karta hun..chahe woh bhagwan ke khilaf ho..insan ke khilaf ho..samaaj kanoon ya poore QGP ke khilaf kyun na ho...
nahin karoonga...
organisers: arz kiya hain..mujhpe karam sarkar tera..karde mujhe mujhse hi Rihaaaaaaa...please free us from here
(awkward silence for almost a minute)
the organisers realized this deal was not going to work out...they had made an offer which was refused....disappointed they got ready to leave..they took a few steps..
me: (anger in my eyes) "listen"..
(silence again for 30 seconds..they turn around slowly)..
me: "i will not let you do it too!!!"...
(govinda govinda ..plays in background...ok...i know this is getting lame)
Bottom line:
I am not supporting Rihaah.... the release marathon or any QGP event from now onwards...the marathon is a rat race..even if you win the rat race you will still be a rat..be a lion like me instead...the human body has a finite set of heartbeats..dont waste your precious hearbeats by running the marathon..say no to Rihaaaah!!!!
Tribute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bYPJQNx7BA
Nice one !!!! :)
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