yaawn...zzzzz...zzzz...it has been a tiring tournament and i am feeling very sleepy at this moment..but i have to update this post as my fans are demanding an update...thanks for making me feel like a celebrity..i love you people!! muaaaah....
what would the world be without Sidhuisms??...oh..i can answer that..it would be a lot less irritating and little more boring..i had a writers block and decided wear Sidhu Paaji's turban instead of my thinking cap...so here we go..
FV-
The young leftie has redeemed FV in most of their matches...lets call it the shashank redemption...the wily old fox and LSD may not show some great chemistry and may fight like husband and wife on the field....but they truly have their strategy worked out in meeting rooms...FV are charging like the bulls in Zindagi milegi na dobara at every team..right now nothing seems be stopping them..they feel humility is like underwear...everyone wears it but there is no need to show it..they will not win any fairplay awards this year but who cares as long as they win the cup...
Everytime i see SPI warriors in action I am reminded of a one legged man stuck in a bum kicking competition....another picture which comes to my mind when i see them is the mandir ka ghanta..jo bhi aata hain..baja ke jaata hain..only today the mandir was closed...they found a good enough crutch and managed to finally kick some N-ASS...the jinx is now broken...the team is full of glorious uncertainties..when the superman from ICC plays they look glorious..when the rest of the team play they look uncertain
TCV - their captain's favourite song by Ricky Martin is "Un Dos tres" as it has his wife's name in it..his favourite song could well change to "cup of life" at the end of the tournament if they win it...if they have to go the distance they need the X factor and some luck..throw a lucky man into the deep ocean and he will come back with a fish in his mouth...they have many good players in their team..some of them are GP, Dev D,DK and Bose...oopsie...someone told me i should not take the last two names together..even the girls are doing a good job..Super mario needs special mention for her batting and fielding...
NAAS- they are suffering from constipation...let me explain if you did not get it..they are putting in a lot of effort..trying really hard.but they are having no results to show at the end of the match...i feel for them...so close yet so far..they really need to borrow some inspiration from somewhere and have faith...keep feeding your faith until your doubts starve to death and release your congestion...Shit will then happen!! remember it is a rat race..even if you win you are still a RAT!
AOF-
Umpires in every match need to be changed like nappies...for exactly the same reason...AOF have had their share of problems with the umpires...but that has not stopped them from Winning..Rajanna has led the mass movement from the front..u can actually see the mass movement when he runs between the wickets...Austin powers has not fired so far..i think he is saving it for the finals..And yes Inzy will also be back by then...
Umpires in every match need to be changed like nappies...for exactly the same reason...AOF have had their share of problems with the umpires...but that has not stopped them from Winning..Rajanna has led the mass movement from the front..u can actually see the mass movement when he runs between the wickets...Austin powers has not fired so far..i think he is saving it for the finals..And yes Inzy will also be back by then...
What happened to my enemy ikfqpa and his little tool photoshop??- i think he finally realized Sarcasm is only for winners!!
O guru.....
chak de phatte napp de killi subah jalandar shaam nu dilli..!!!!
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